Being proud of an accident of birth is the most ridiculous concept.
And this jubilee bullshit is ridiculous.
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
(Source: hyperbolequeen)